When you become a parent, don’t you ever wish all the products you buy or own have the following labels,tags and guarantees?
100 % Unconditional Money Back Guarantee
100% Satisfaction Guarantee
And here are a few I’d like to see in the near future
“Unbreakable”- For all those electric gadgets the kiddies get to and for one reason or another find a way to break
or better yet, maybe… “INDESTRUCTIBLE” is a product more for me lol
“Non-tearable paper”- For my beautiful scrapbook paper and magazines that end up in small pieces everywhere.
“Stain Proof”- For my kids clothes and my clothes, my poor work clothes
“Caffeine Free Chocolate” – To satisfy my chocolate craving without having to stay up all night.
“Self Cleaning Carpet” – So I can stop freaking out every time something spills on the carpet.
“1 year exchange/return policy”- For those toys and clothes purchased a while back but put in the back of the closet and they’re too old to use now.
That’s it for now…you have any you might wanna add?